Best Jonah Hill Line Contest (ends November 24)
Jonah Hill in Funny People
We’re pleased to announce a drawing to help us celebrate release of Funny People on DVD and Blu-ray. To celebrate, our friends at Universal Pictures will provide a Funny People DVD to five randomly chosen people who answer this question:
What’s Jonah Hill’s Best Line?
Hill has delivered some great lines over the years. In 2007, he was the Frat Pack Tribute Earmuff winner for both Best Catch Phrase (”She lika the way your dick tastes” from Knocked Up) and Best Sound Bite (”You scratch our backs, we’ll scratch yours. Well, funny thing about my back, is it’s located on my cock” from Superbad).
He’s also had memorable lines in Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Evan Almighty, Accepted, Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story, and Night at the Museum: Battle for the Smithsonian. Of course, Hill’s supporting turn in Funny People featured some of the pop culture references typical of Apatow productions, some stand-up comedy, and even a memorable Thanksgiving rant. So, you have a wealth of material to choose from.
All you need to do is comment below with your favorite Jonah Hill line. Leave a comment below!
- Funny People DVD and Blu-ray arrive in stores on November 24. Official Website: www.funnypeoplemovie.com
Winner will be chosen randomly from all entries by 11:59 pm PDT on November 23rd. One entry per person (based on email address). You must be able to provide a mailing address if your name is picked. There are no eligibility restrictions, however the discs are Region 1 DVDs (”North America”).
Two Disc Unrated DVD
“If I see pubes sprinkled on the toilet seat again, I’m going to lose my fucking mind. Last time, I took a shit and my shit looked like a fuckin stuffed animal”
“Oh you got no sense of smell? Can’t smell anything? Ya can’t smell anything? I got no sense of having legs Dewey! I have no life! I’m dead! Because somebody, I’m not gonna point out names right now, decided to murder me with a machete! I can’t even smell, touch, feel, I can’t even masturbate! You ever tried to jerk off with a ghost hand? Nothing! “
I wish, [it could be that easy] too,but you’re making it extremely difficult for me. I’m just trying to get these shoes back to my house…so I can wear them.
We probably should have made this more challenging by requiring folks to use a quote that wasn’t completely filthy.
But then again, that’s why we love Jonah.
You don’t want girls to think you suck dick at fucking pussy.
“I’ll be like the Iron Chef of pounding vag.”
i’m gonna put my glasses on your ass so when i butt fuck you it looks like your blowing me
Will try and keep it clean. His entire rant in this scene is hilarious, but here’s the first part:
“I’m over here in my unit, isolated and alone, eating my terrible tasting food, and I have to look over at that. That looks like the most fun I’ve ever seen in my entire life, and it’s B.S. - excuse my language. I’m just saying that I wash and dry; I’m like a single mother.”
Jonah has unfilthy lines?
“Hey, look- blood brothers!” (Something like that- When he gets period blood on his pants in Superbad)
“Tell him not to jerk off with a noose around his neck - it’s dangerous” Knocked Up
“I get it, I dig it Kind of”
Superbad
Dude! That means that by some fate we were paired together and she thought of me. Thought of me enough to want me to be responsible for the entire funness of her party! She wants to fuck me! She wants my dick in and around her mouth!
>Jonah has unfilthy lines?
“That’s ITT bro! Intent To Touch”
“Are you out of your mind? Look at Jules’ past dating record: She dated Dan Remming who’s had a six pack since kindergarten, Jason Stone who looks like fucking Zach Morris, and Matt Mayer. Matt Mayer, he’s the sweetest guy ever. Have you ever stared into his eyes? It was like the first time I heard The Beatles.”
OR
In the liquor store when the security guard says “Don’t do it, kid” and Jonah responds with “I never had a choice”
“Moms making a pube salad and she needs some Seth’s own dressing.”
No! That’s why you picked a dumb fucking name!
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
“I just went from six to midnight”